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This Quiz Tells You How Many Fucks You Give This Quiz Tells You How Many Fucks You Give

Are you jaded? Filled with ennui? A so-called millennial who keeps being told to stop asking for handouts? Then oh boy, do I have a fun game for you—let’s figure out what kind of apathy you have!

The White House Is Officially Worried About a Deadly Asteroid Impact The White House Is Officially Worried About a Deadly Asteroid Impact

Concern over an apocalyptic asteroid strike has risen all the way to the top: The White House released a document this week detailing a strategy for National Near Earth Object (NEO) preparedness. Morgan Freeman would no doubt be proud, although honestly, the nation might have more pressing apocalypse concerns closer…

Reminder: This Garbage Year Will Last An Extra Second Longer  Reminder: This Garbage Year Will Last An Extra Second Longer 

So, I only say 2016 was a horrible year because I think that every year is a horrible year, but this year was notable in that everyone else thought it was horrible, too. Well, on top of this trash year being a leap year, there’s going to be one last morose second tacked on right at the end.

Unedited Thoughts About Technology Better Left Unposted Unedited Thoughts About Technology Better Left Unposted

We just tried to send everybody home for the day. It's just Joe, Barry, Jesus and me. And it's Friday. So fuck it.

Science Fiction That Could Turn You Queer, If Only for a Nanosecond Science Fiction That Could Turn You Queer, If Only for a Nanosecond

I know it's not really true that you can use mind-control to turn somebody queer and make that person want you, OK? I know that. But sometimes in the happy land of science fiction, you come across a book or movie that makes it seem like the whole frakkin universe has been taken over by a bunch of queer tranny…

Pac-Man Balaclava Should Be Mandatory Streetwear for Everyone Pac-Man Balaclava Should Be Mandatory Streetwear for Everyone

Items such as this Pac-Man Plush-Head helmet make me realize how much life has to offer. It comes in two sizes, (Pac)Man and (Pac)Boy and does nothing but keep your ears warm. Nope, no MP3 player, no vibrating head massager, no USB, no Bluetooth—just squashy yellowness. What else do you need?

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