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And Here We Have a Very Long Story About Kellyanne Conway's Marriage  And Here We Have a Very Long Story About Kellyanne Conway's Marriage 

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Please Do Not Encourage Kris Jenner to Run For President Please Do Not Encourage Kris Jenner to Run For President

Harvey Levin, the founder of TMZ who has become quite cozy with Donald Trump, has set his sights on the next POTUS: Kris Jenner.

Omarosa Releases a Tape About a Tape of Trump Reportedly Using the N-Word Omarosa Releases a Tape About a Tape of Trump Reportedly Using the N-Word

CBS This Morning now has audio from Omarosa Manigault Newman of what she says is a conversation between Trump campaign officials about the existence of and potential spin on an Apprentice tape in which Donald Trump uses the N-word. A development that will shock precisely no one and change absolutely nothing.

Trump Calls World Leaders at the Horny Times Trump Calls World Leaders at the Horny Times

Donald Trump, the thirstiest president, has a habit of calling world leaders late late late into the night.

Don Jr. Is a One-Man Donald Trump Cover Band Don Jr. Is a One-Man Donald Trump Cover Band

Donald Trump Jr., a man who has perfected the 1980s corrupt hedge fund manager aesthetic but fancies himself an outdoorsy everyman, is no longer a useless son, according to dear father.

Stephen Miller's Uncle: My Nephew Sucks  Stephen Miller's Uncle: My Nephew Sucks 

As an auntie to seven (!!!) beautiful, sweet young children, I often wonder what I would do if my siblings’ spawn turn out to be total dicks. Apparently, Stephen Miller’s uncle has been pondering the same exact question, and in an essay for Politico, Miller’s uncle David S. Glosser takes his balding white supremacist…

Omarosa Is Leaking Omarosa Is Leaking

Welcome to another edition of Omarosa Manigault Newman Secretly Recording Shit in the White House. Today, President Trump’s dulcet, nasally tunes make their debut.

A Reminder That Kellyanne Conway Is Not Good at Her Job, Whatever That Is A Reminder That Kellyanne Conway Is Not Good at Her Job, Whatever That Is

Kellyanne Conway is allegedly the Counselor to the President, but it appears her job primarily consists of going on television and saying dumb shit. Take, for instance, her Sunday appearance on ABC’s The Week, in which she decided it was a good idea to admit that handing out hush money is standard practice in the…

Omarosa Allegedly Recorded John Kelly in the Situation Room and Released the Tape, Because Omarosa Omarosa Allegedly Recorded John Kelly in the Situation Room and Released the Tape, Because Omarosa

Do you hear that sound? The constant, maddening drip drip drip of details which Omarosa has been promising to deliver in her tell-all Unhinged: An Insider’s Account of the Trump White House which goes on sale on Tuesday and is already an Amazon bestseller available now for pre-order?

Yeah No Shit, Omarosa, Part Deux Yeah No Shit, Omarosa, Part Deux

Are you tired yet of hearing about Omarosa Manigault Newman’s upcoming book Unhinged: An Insider’s Account of the Trump White House? I know I am!

Space...Force...??? Space...Force...???

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

In Space Force, No One Can Hear Donald Trump Scream  In Space Force, No One Can Hear Donald Trump Scream 

Remember Donald Trump’s stupid space force idea? Well, it is happening. On Thursday, Vice President Mike Pence week, announced: “The time has come to establish the United States Space Force.” Time to make Battlestar Galactica a reality.

Hope Floats Return to White House Hope Floats Return to White House

Hope Hicks, the former White House Communications Director who was best known for being extremely quiet and reluctant to speak to members of the press (which some might call not doing her job), dating a fellow White House staffer who resigned after the emergence of allegations of domestic abuse, and testifying before…

Does Anyone Not Secretly Record Donald Trump When They Talk to Him? Does Anyone Not Secretly Record Donald Trump When They Talk to Him?

Omarosa allegedly recorded a bunch of stuff Donald Trump and other White House officials said and then “leveraged” those recordings “while shopping her forthcoming ‘tell-all’ book,” the Daily Beast reports. Does anyone not secretly record this man when they talk to him? I would definitely secretly record him (in a…

3 Rich Old Guys Are Secretly Trying to Run the Veterans Administration From Mar-a-Lago 3 Rich Old Guys Are Secretly Trying to Run the Veterans Administration From Mar-a-Lago

Hundreds of FOIA documents obtained by ProPublica reveal that three Mar-a-Lago members—including Marvel Entertainment chairman Ike Perlmutter (!!!)—have wielded outsized influence at the Department of Veterans Affairs, from pushing their own policy agendas that VA employees treat as “orders” to forcing out VA…

A Bad Man's Secrets… Revealed! A Bad Man's Secrets… Revealed!

Unlike Sara Bareilles, I am gonna write you a love song. It’s called “Barf Bag.” It’s terrible.

Paul Ryan Is the Hero in the Stories He Tells Himself About Trump  Paul Ryan Is the Hero in the Stories He Tells Himself About Trump 

In a profile in the New York Times, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan explained at length how his strong leadership skills helped avoid “tragedy” in the Trump administration:

More of Mike Pence's Old Writing Unearthed to Prove He's a Complete Fucking Hypocrite Who Also Sucks  More of Mike Pence's Old Writing Unearthed to Prove He's a Complete Fucking Hypocrite Who Also Sucks 

Newly unearthed opinion columns that Vice President Mike Pence wrote during the Monica Lewinsky scandal reveal just how much of a spineless hypocrite he is —in general!!!!—but also in particular when it comes to the slew of sexual misconduct allegations against President Trump.

You Will No Doubt Be Surprised to Learn That Trump Apparently Spends His Free Time Rewatching His Old Rallies You Will No Doubt Be Surprised to Learn That Trump Apparently Spends His Free Time Rewatching His Old Rallies

President Trump enjoys nothing more than sitting back, relaxing, and revving up that TiVo to rewatch his greatest hits.

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