Turns out men are taking President Donald Trump’s disgusting words to heart, as they now feel free to grope women openly in his honor.
Jared Kushner—a man who both comes from and married into a family of wealthy grifters—has revealed how he got so interested in prison reform: the experiences of his father, a white collar criminal. “There was one issue that was very close to my heart because I had a personal experience, which was prison reform,” he…
When Donald Trump fires a sloppy attack tweet at a state politician, it’s usually a sign that Republicans are running another shit candidate in a solidly red state which is now at risk of a Democratic win. He did, and they are, and it is. On Saturday, Trump tweeted his “Strong Endorsement” [caps his] for gubernatorial…
Donald Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen wants you to know that he’s doing “okay” after pleading guilty to eight felonies and implicating the president in an illegal hush money scheme. Also, he wants you to vote blue this November.
On Tuesday morning, Donald Trump took a victory lap on Twitter after the defamation suit filed by Stormy Daniels, an adult film actor who says she had an affair with him, was thrown out by a federal judge. “Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas,” Trump tweeted, adding…
What are you going to do in 6½ years
Call me Barf Hag. For I am but a hag… and this? Is my bag.
Everything is bigger in Texas, except the location of an upcoming Trump rally, which is teeny tiny by Texas standards.
Stormy Daniels has overcome her previously expressed regret for comparing Donald Trump’s “unusual,” “smaller than average” dick to a toadstool:
Mollie Tibbetts was 20 years old when she disappeared on July 18, 2018. Tibbetts was taking an evening jog when Cristhian Bahena Rivera, a Mexican national working on a nearby farm, approached her and made advances, which she rejected. Instead of letting it go, he allegedly attacked her, stabbed her to death, and…
A federal judge has tossed porn star Stormy Daniels’s defamation lawsuit against Donald Trump, saying that he has a right to engage in “‘rhetorical hyperbole’ against a political adversary” under the First Amendment. Daniels is required to pay Trump’s legal fees for the lawsuit.
Please watch the umbrella:
Donald Trump, president of the United States, once commissioned Arthur Elgort, famous photographer and father to actor and Jezebel frenemy Ansel Elgort, to photograph his wife Melania but never paid up, according to Elgort.
Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren has released the results of a DNA test that appears to prove she has a Native American ancestor, a sentence that as I type it makes me want to combust in embarrassment that this is the state of our political discourse.
First Lady Melania Trump is a very busy woman who is far too busy to dwell on claims that her husband is an unfaithful piece of shit.
Are you a woman? Would you like to be our country’s ambassador to the United Nations, where you will be tasked with gutting aid for refugees but will have very nice curtains?
President Donald Trump is bringing his death rattle schtick to 60 Minutes.
Big wheels keep on turning. Proud Mary keep on burning. And we’re rolling. Rolling. Rolling down the river.
Well, what the fuck.