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Jezebel Investigates: Would You Drink Your Sister's Breast Milk Like Tia and Tamera Mowery?  Jezebel Investigates: Would You Drink Your Sister's Breast Milk Like Tia and Tamera Mowery? 

The bond between sisters is one of the most special—and most infuriating—bonds there is. I have three sisters and I love and hate them equally, and with passion, every moment of every day. On even their worst days, when I am filled with rage such that I want to throw one of them under a bus, I would gladly throw…

Dirtcast Would Love to Host the Oscars! Dirtcast Would Love to Host the Oscars!

Awards season is nearly over, there is no host for the Academy Awards, and we would love to volunteer our skills, time, and energy to host said awards, thanks so much for asking!

Avril Lavigne and Nicki Minaj Rally for Blondes, Cardi B and Bruno Mars Please Us Avril Lavigne and Nicki Minaj Rally for Blondes, Cardi B and Bruno Mars Please Us

Hell No: Avril Lavigne ft. Nicki Minaj, “Dumb Blonde” - In addition to simply being “Hollaback Girl” rewritten for a 2019 audience (women’s empowerment, where feminism is defined by how many times you can call yourself a babe, a boss and a capitalist shill), “Dumb Blonde” is a dumb rallying cry for...blondes? Send it…

Marc Jacobs Showed a Grip of Glamorous, Feathered Eating Dresses  Marc Jacobs Showed a Grip of Glamorous, Feathered Eating Dresses 

New York Fashion Week is over now, almost everything was a snooze, but somehow—against my own personal expectations—Marc Jacobs showed up and showed the fuck out.

Dirtcast Is Here for Your Honor!! Dirtcast Is Here for Your Honor!!

The Masked Singer is the perfect show because of how little work it requires from the viewer: Turn on the TV, drink some ice water, smoke a little weed, and let the madness wash over you. It is my favorite show on television, and because Maddie is currently on vacation, I’m driving the car. Our first and only stop? A…

Revisiting the Sensual, Highbrow Advice of The Joy of Sex Revisiting the Sensual, Highbrow Advice of The Joy of Sex

The best sex, by far, is the sort that leaves you thinking about it the next day, too embarrassed to tell anyone else what happened, but interested enough to ask for more of the same the next time. Sex can be an intellectual pursuit but the best sex leaves intellect behind, instead toeing the line of vulgarity, of…

Dirtcast Talks the True Crime Boomlet with 'Night Call' Podcast Host Molly Lambert Dirtcast Talks the True Crime Boomlet with 'Night Call' Podcast Host Molly Lambert

In 2014, Sarah Koenig and This American Life brought the trial of Adnan Syed and “Serial” to the homes of listeners everywhere, kickstarting the true crime boom from which the culture has yet to extricate itself.

A Radical Proposition for the No-Host Academy Awards A Radical Proposition for the No-Host Academy Awards

On Wednesday, ABC Entertainment president Karey Burke issued the final decree on whether or not the Academy Awards will have a host, saying that the presenters will just do it themselves. While this is certainly the easiest solution, I’ve come up with another, more entertaining option, that I’d love to present to the…

Dirtcast Isn't Gonna Pay Rent! Dirtcast Isn't Gonna Pay Rent!

How nice it is to have a platform to discuss anything that crosses our minds: this week, it’s Rent! Rent rent rent RENT RENT!!

Motherfucker, I Don't WANT a Fendi Baguette Bag!! Motherfucker, I Don't WANT a Fendi Baguette Bag!!

It has come to my attention that Fendi, iconic Italian fashion house, has resurrected the handbag that was so popular it got its own goddamn storyline on Sex and the City: The baguette bag, a teensy little antidote to the minimalism of the ‘90s that tracks perfectly with the clothes of now, which are also the clothes…

This WikiHow About Giving a Cat a Pill Is the Best Site on the Internet This WikiHow About Giving a Cat a Pill Is the Best Site on the Internet

At various points in my cat’s life, I have been confronted with the unpleasant task of feeding her a pill. Cats are inscrutable demons whose motives are never quite clear; if I had to feed a dog a pill, I’d wrap it in a small nibble of cheese and toss it into its gullet. Though my cat Daisy is quite stupid, she is not…

Would You Have Sex With Jack Dorsey, Mark Zuckerberg, or Choose Early Death? Would You Have Sex With Jack Dorsey, Mark Zuckerberg, or Choose Early Death?

Jack Dorsey is a bearded man who is in charge of Twitter and also bad. Mark Zuckerberg is a smooth-faced man who is in charge of Facebook and also bad. Jezebel recently learned that once upon a time, Mark Zuckerberg killed a pet goat with a laser gun and a knife, then fed the goat to Jack Dorsey. Because of this…

Love Is Dead Because Sweethearts Candy Hearts Are Gone Love Is Dead Because Sweethearts Candy Hearts Are Gone

Valentine’s Day is a social construct that exists to remind people of either their crushing loneliness or that their relationship is past its expiration date, ideally while letting the chalky sweetness of a conversation heart melt on their tongue, mingled with tears. This year, for the first time in 153 years, that…

Don Jr. Has a Fake Magnet Beard Now  Don Jr. Has a Fake Magnet Beard Now 

Here is Don Jr. in an appearance on The Ingraham Angle (okay!), saying some words about Covington Catholic High School and that now-contested Buzzfeed story that I never want to think about again. No matter: I can’t hear a word he is saying because I am distracted by the approximately 478 hairs that have collected on…

Anne Hathaway Quit Drinking For the Next '18 Years' Because She Hates Being Hungover Anne Hathaway Quit Drinking For the Next '18 Years' Because She Hates Being Hungover

Good old Anne Hathaway is out here making the absolute most sense for once and I am shocked, humbled, and in awe of her wisdom at this moment in time!!

What Do I Wear? What Do I Wear?

Every night before I go to bed, I stand in front of my closet, sigh loudly, and lay out what has become my uniform: a pair of jeans that may or may not fit right and a sweatshirt that is (hopefully) unstained. I put these clothes on my body. I look in the mirror before I leave for work. I’m 36 years old, but I dress,…

Damaged People and Dark Fantasies Rule in Kristen Roupenian's You Know You Want This  Damaged People and Dark Fantasies Rule in Kristen Roupenian's You Know You Want This 

I have found that as of late, my reading tastes have skewed towards the speculative and the fantastical; real life is a nightmare and contemporary fiction has yet to provide me with a suitable replacement. Immersing myself in a novel has lost the magic it once held; everything is bad, also I’ve already heard roughly…

Goldie Hawn Got So Close to Kate Hudson's Birthing Vagina That the Doctor Told Her She Might 'Fall In' Goldie Hawn Got So Close to Kate Hudson's Birthing Vagina That the Doctor Told Her She Might 'Fall In'

Never have I ever spent any time thinking about what it would be like if Goldie Hawn was my mom and how it would be if I was giving birth and she was in the delivery room, but everything about what I have just learned tracks.

Dirtcast Goes Live With Aja!

On Sunday night at the Bell House in Brooklyn, America’s pre-eminent trash raccoons, Madeleine Davies and Megan Reynolds (that’s me), took the stage for Dirtcast’s first ever live show!

Of Course Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Will Have a 'Religious Wedding'? Of Course Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Will Have a 'Religious Wedding'?

I’m not sure why anyone is reporting this information as if it were actual news and not a foregone conclusion, but the gossip coffers run dry and I am compelled to report to you my findings: it seems that Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger will have a wedding that leaves plenty of room for the Father, the Son,…

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